A NORMAL FLAME, I AM NOT ANYTHING.

Apr 19 2011 ∞
whiskeyslowdown: whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s Jesse Lacey. He’s the lead singer of Brand fucking New. He’s paid to make girls panic while he sings. He wears glasses. Who wouldn’t wanna fuck a hot guy that wears glasses? His style. Look at this fucking shirt. Would you buy that shit? I bet you wouldn’t, it’s ugly as fuck. But when he wears it, it’s the hottest fucking thing ever. And his hats. Is that a fucking bear hat? You bet your ass it is. Do you like a guy with scruff? I know I sure do, and it sure looks hot as shit on him. He’s adorable. Afuckingdorable. I could show you a million fucking videos proving it. Just look at that smile. And those eyes. God fucking damn, where can I find me a man like this? And last but not least, he is heaven sent (don’t you dare forget). He is all you’ve ever wanted, what the other boys all promised. {submission} I couldn’t agree more.

whiskeyslowdown:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He’s Jesse Lacey. He’s the lead singer of Brand fucking New. He’s paid to make girls panic while he sings.
  2. He wears glasses. Who wouldn’t wanna fuck a hot guy that wears glasses?
  3. His style. Look at this fucking shirt. Would you buy that shit? I bet you wouldn’t, it’s ugly as fuck. But when he wears it, it’s the hottest fucking thing ever. And his hats. Is that a fucking bear hat? You bet your ass it is.
  4. Do you like a guy with scruff? I know I sure do, and it sure looks hot as shit on him.
  5. He’s adorable. Afuckingdorable. I could show you a million fucking videos proving it. Just look at that smile. And those eyes. God fucking damn, where can I find me a man like this?
  6. And last but not least, he is heaven sent (don’t you dare forget). He is all you’ve ever wanted, what the other boys all promised.

{submission}

I couldn’t agree more.

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  3. mylifeasaslug reblogged this from abundanceof-katherine and added:
    zach do you concur
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  9. thegirl-onfire reblogged this from tomorrowitwillbeillegal and added:
    i’m so into jesse lacey
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  11. erinabigail reblogged this from aussiemma and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA reason 3!? That shirt isnt so bad! Reason 6 is my favorite.
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  16. applespirate reblogged this from deartoday and added:
    His hat is fucking stupid.
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  18. dejaentendme reblogged this from neither-clear-nor-descript and added:
    7. And of course he’s got light eyes and dark hair - those blue eyes could pierce the soul. And a body that is worth...
  19. scrapsandbones reblogged this from neither-clear-nor-descript and added:
    Why he’s hot posts are so cringeworthy but this one is spot on
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  25. devinkevine reblogged this from burnthegardengreen and added:
    I couldn’t agree more.
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  27. just-barely reblogged this from allthesefiendswantteenagemeat and added:
    Good to know that if I ever need attention, all I have to do is die.
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